Craigslist Find of the Day, 

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 12/03/2016 at 23:23 • Filed to: None

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This Austin Powers Jag, “look alike”

Looks Legit to me.

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 12/03/2016 at 23:28

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Paint job aside, I’ll also refer to my base CL analysis:
1. no interior photos
2. laughable price
3. excessive use of CAPS LOCK
4. bad outdated pop-culture references

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/03/2016 at 23:30

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You do you, “DR ZOIDBERG”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 12/03/2016 at 23:32

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I know who I am — a man pushing 30 who likes old Toyotas and can’t name one single Top 40 song.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/03/2016 at 23:35

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Yeah but it’s

AntiSpeed > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 12/03/2016 at 23:37

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If you’re gonna do a down-scaled Austin Powers Jag, at least keep it British. A Triumph or MG would be acceptable.

This is like dressing up a Citroën as the General Lee.

Edit: Oh for fuck’s sake.

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > AntiSpeed 12/03/2016 at 23:41

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To be fair the NA is probably the most British car to ever come from Japan.

shop-teacher > AntiSpeed 12/03/2016 at 23:44

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tristan > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes 12/04/2016 at 00:08

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‘cept that’s an NB.

I’ll see myself out.

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > Tristan 12/04/2016 at 00:13

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Whoops! I had a whiskey-fueled blonde moment there.